Preamble: This 'alliance' (Quotation marks intended) shall enter this World with absolutely no convictions or moral standards whatsoever. We sometimes commit ourselves to helping out our fellow Comrades, but we are mainly found guilty of commiting aggravated assault and unarmed robbery by an American court. As a proud and patriotic nation, America often likes to ridicule and insult our lack of love for our craptank of a nation. Oh how we hate those Americans. If we actually had guns, or could afford ammunition, we'd definitely cause a ruckus somewhere along their border.

El Ministrio de Corruption

It was initially named 'El Executiv Ministrio' or something boring like that, but due to the amount of bribes and hookers El Presidente accepted in exchange for letting criminals and enemy nations free, it was promptly renamed. Its main job, unlike most other alliances who spend time doing things, is to do nothing. And boy oh boy does El Presidente do that well. He has a little hammock overlooking his impoverished and wartorn nation where he sleeps and works his way through a pile of imported Cuban cigars.

El Governmente

What Government? I have like 5 people in this alliance, most of whom are busy trying to remember the URL for the website. So in other words, no Government of any form exists in Puerto Rico, aside from the visionary leadership of El Presidente. If for some reason, some poor sod decides he wants to actually help the alliance out, then I'll give him a fancy mask on the forums and he can knock himself out. That's about as good as it gets.

El War

Well what else is this game good for? If a member wants to attack someone, well then he has the right to go fire himself off some lead. Now many of you may scrutinize this war policy, but let me ask you this. If thou'st enemy doth steal your XBOX, would'st thou not kick'th his ass? I know for a fact I would, and who am I to stop my members getting their gosh darn XBOX back?

Other stuff

So I'm pretty much too lazy to write the rest of this charter, not that I've written much to begin with, so I'll just list off the rest:

Nukes: Go for it
Tech Raiding: Break a leg
Couping: I won't put up a fight
Expulsion: You'll know when you wake up one morning with 15+ messages in your inbox
Membership: Just change your AA, fudge if I care about anything else
Declaration of Inter-Alliance War: Please refer to 'Expulsion'

Der Kaiser

We need a little excerpt about our fair and just leader here. And a little bit about his past. He was born in whatever the captical of Puerto Rico is, and was educated at El Communisto Secondario Schoolio. From there, he joined some Communist youth group, where they basically smoked weed and laughed at America. Getting bored of that, he decided to become Puerto Rico's El Presidente, which isn't really that hard. Some poor suckers decided they liked that idea and joined him. So now he has some kind of an alliance, no matter how abismal it is, it's still an alliance. He is also alone and single, so if you are a female and want to get with the leader of a country, send him a PM on Cybernations, his name is "N00bsl4y3r247". Haha, I'm kidding, it's much nerdier than that, Kaiser Gutenhagen. If you want to attack him because you're actually Puerto Rican and are offended, please don't. He is so god damn poor.